Australia Love! I’M COMING OVER BAYBAYYYY!

Ah yes, me depicted in some imaginary settings on the front covers of various magazines which I have never read. I thought the top left one was a bit rude but my worker assures me that it is, in fact, … Continue reading

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Australia Competition 2016 MINI TOUR!

OH MY GADDD! I am spending the entire month of Apricot in AUSTRALALA!!! I cannot wait to see my beautiful and wonderful Connoisseurs down under! First up, ADELAIDE, where this year….I AM NOT GOING…so will be performing FOR ZERO NIGHTS!!! … Continue reading

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New Paul Foot Footcast!

Look! A purple mop and bucket! “Why is Paul posting that into his web log ye ask?” Well because the latest episode of my Footcast starts with an impromptu song about cleaning… among other timeless themes like death, vomiting and … Continue reading

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Radio Vs. Tom Tom

Greetings! You might have noticed me in the air last weekend, appearing both on the Radio 4 show The Infinite Monkey Cage with Robin Ince and Professor Brian Cox, and also releasing a special Valentine’s version of my popular podcast … Continue reading

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Dubai By-Baybayyyy

As a little winter break I visited Dubai last month, and took my step-dad with me too as a treat, and I thought ye may like to see some of my snaps from this intriguing city. Here below is a … Continue reading

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Is Ariana Grande a Font or a Soft Cheese

Good evening. I thought I’d write on my blog, which I call my P Flog, or “plog” (the F is silent). I mean, WHY NOT. Now everyone keeps mentioning this thing Ariana Grande! And at first I thought it must … Continue reading

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BABY ON BOARD SIGN!

I couldn’t be less interested in news stories about Jeremy Clarkson. But that’s not what this blog post is about. Thank ye to Connoisseur Richard who has created an illustration of the Paul Foot Baby On Board Sign! Based on … Continue reading

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Southend On Sea Competition!

    HELLO! Jinkaton Sphynx talking here, Paul Foot’s official and also fictional secretary. Are you coming to see Paul Foot on the Southend limb of his current UK Retrospective tour? Wonderful. He WILL be thrilled! You will also be … Continue reading

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Paul Foot’s Top 10 Halloween Costume Ideas

Good evening Connoisseurs! Happy Hallow evening to ye all! How’s the pumpkin ravioli? Marvellous. You can always get a McDonalds on the way home. Just put it out of your mind for now. SO, ye asked me to come up … Continue reading

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Win A Trip Around The National Space Centre With Paul Foot!

¬†   COMPETITION WITH THE NATIONAL SPACE CENTRE! !!! Two very lucky Connoisseurs will win the chance to go around the National Space Centre with Paul Foot himself next week on Friday¬†9th October !!! GREETINGS! To celebrate the LAUNCH of … Continue reading

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