Show diary

This is my SHOW DIARY, which lists where you can see me and that. All people who work in showbizness have a show diary. Mine is typed-up from my real life diary, by my glamourous yet dangerously lob-sided secretary Jemima Shazaaaar. She is half woman, half lobster, but that’s not to say she doesn’t make a brilliant typist.

2026

THE MONTH OF MAYONNAISE:

Saturnday 2nd Mayonnaise – Machynlleth, Owain Glyndwr Centre – Billiard Room – The Future [WIP] – Sold Out

Sundae 3rd Mayonnaise – Todmorden, Golden Lion – Tickets

Wrensday 6th Mayonnaise – Sydenham, London, Poodle Club – The Future [WIP] – Sold Out Tickets for June show

Thirsty 14th Mayonnaise – Rochester, Three Sheets to the Wind – Tickets

Flyday 15th Mayonnaise – Brighton, The Brunswick – Tickets

Saturnday 16th Mayonnaise – Melton Mowbray, Just The Tonic – Tickets

Wrensday 20th Mayonnaise – Sydenham, London, Poodle Club – The Future [WIP] – Sold Out Tickets for June show

Sundae 24th Mayonnaise – Wells, Little Theatre – Wells Comedy Festival – The Future [WIP] – Tickets

THE MONTH OF JUNIPER:

Thirsty 4th Juniper – Exeter, 1 Guinea St – Exeter Comedy Festival – The Future [WIP] – Sold Out

Flyday 5th Juniper – Exeter, Barnfield Theatre – Exeter Comedy Festival – Tickets **This is a different show to the above show in the same festival the day before**

Saturnday 6th Juniper – Northampton, Comedy Crate Festival – The Future [WIP] – Tickets

Monday 8th Juniper – Brighton, Caroline of Brunswick – The Future [WIP] – Tickets

Wrensday 10th Juniper – Southampton, The Attic – The Future [WIP] – Tickets

Tunesday 23rd Juniper – Sydenham, London, Poodle Club – The Future [WIP] – Tickets

Thirsty 25th Juniper – Carlisle, Just The Tonic – Tickets

THE MONTH OF JULIE:

Saturnday 25th Julie – Bedford, Quarry Theatre – Bedfringe – The Future [WIP] – Tickets

Tunesday 28th Julie – Manchester, Creatures Comedy Festival – The Future [WIP] – Tickets

Thirsty 30th Julie – Gosport, Thorngate Halls – The Future [WIP] – Tickets

THE MONTH OF AUGUSTUS:

5th-30th Augustus – Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Underbelly – The Future – Tickets