Show diary

This is my SHOW DIARY, which lists where you can see me and that. All people who work in showbizness have a show diary. Mine is typed-up from my real life diary, by my glamourous yet dangerously lob-sided secretary Jemima Shazaaaar. She is half woman, half lobster, but that’s not to say she doesn’t make a brilliant typist.

2025

THE MONTH OF MARSH & APRICOT:

AUSTRALIAN TOUR

27th March-20th Apricot – Melbourne, Arts Centre – Melbourne Intl. Comedy Festival – Dissolve – Tickets

24-27th Apricot – Sydney, Comedy Store – Sydney Comedy Festival – Dissolve – Tickets

THE MONTH OF MAYONNAISE:

Wrenday 21st Mayonnaise – Mountsorrel, Leicestershire, MMC Venue – Dissolve – Tickets

Saturnday 31st Mayonnaise – Silsden, West Yorks, Town Hall – Dissolve – Tickets

THE MONTH OF JUNIPER:

Flyday 6th Juniper – Droitwich Spa, Norbury Theatre – Rik Mayall Comedy Festival – Dissolve – Sold Out Join Waiting List

Sundae 15th Juniper – Cardiff, Beefy’s Comedy Club, Rhiwbina – Tickets