Paul Foot

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, travelled to the office of his worker, Master Kilkenny-Sletcher, to “streamline the business”. In brutal reality, this involved turning down the heating and cutting down his worker’s tea … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot departed Aberdeen, Scotland by airship. Upon returning he travelled to a secret location (Surrey) to write the debut single for 1970s superband, The Peppers. Paul has stated that this band have always existed, and are very famous. … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild, remained in the Granite City to perform more humour. 17:09  30/01/12

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, travelled to Aberdeen by airship to perform comedy shows in Aberdeen and the surrounding area. 16:40  30/01/12

No official business occurred on this day. 15:20  30/01/12  

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, travelled to the City of London to visit a leather tailor. He works with leather, but is not of it. 14:14  26/01/12   His Comedic Majesty then took … Continue reading →

No official business occurred on this day. A large amount of laundering did. Clothes. Not money. 17:53  24/01/12

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, undertook some top secret filming on this day. 16:49  24/01/12

Having returned by airship from the tropical island of Moreicious, Mr. Paul Foot headed straight to his hairdresser, Penny, for a much-needed trim. “It was almost visibly longer than usual”, he was heard muttering as he left her Streatham salon. … Continue reading →