Paul Foot

I, Master Aaron Kilkenny-Sletcher, formally announce the suspension of the Guild Circular for a period of two weeks. This hiatus will allow me to claim the holiday I am legally entitled to. I shall go to Switzerland to sample their … Continue reading →

After performing his show, Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, demanded that his staff call him in Australala so he may enact his brutal tirade. His beleagured worker, who is working his final day … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, performed his humour show to the people of Adelaide, the South. The Adelaideans have been most welcoming to His Comedic Majesty, who had never performed his humour there … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, submitted the new contenders for Penny’s New Humour Vote to the bi-sexual basket-case, causing her to fly into an unbridled mania among the seedy bows of her orchard. … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, performed his show, Still Life, and then went and had cocktails in varying flavours – watermelon cocktail, pink grapefruit cocktail and gin & tonic cocktail to be precise. … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, made a significant breakthrough in his continuing work to write a piece of humour that doesn’t mean anything. Nothing at all. His Comedic Majesty then performed his Still … Continue reading →

His Comedic Majesty devised the new contenders in Penny’s next new humour vote. I think the Australalan air is having an effect on him. They are very strange. 18:13  12/03/12

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, continued his Adelaide run.   18:08  12/03/12

In addition to his daily performance, His Comedic Majesty made a special appearance at a place called The Garden of Unearthly Delights. I asked him what this means, but he wouldn’t tell me. Very suspicious. Maybe it’s something to do … Continue reading →