Paul Foot

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, remained within Sweden, and performed for more Connoisseurs of Sweden. 18:12  30/11/12

His Comedic Majesty, Mr. Paul Foot, boarded a craft bound for Arlanda aerodrome, Sweden, where he will perform a selection of his humour for the Connoisseurs of Jönköping etc. 18:10  30/11/12

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, enacted a morning of interviews, before visiting the offices of his worker for for a disciplinary slosh-out. 18:03  30/11/12

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild, traveled to Bognor to pay a visit to Patron Saint of the Guild, Nanna Foot. They attended luncheon. 17:58  30/11/12  

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, drove his motor car, Bernie, to Stafford, Staffordshire. The journey was long, and Bernie’s work ethic is absolutely pathetic. This is why Mr. Paul Foot does not like … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, took a diesel train back to Manchester, where he boarded an airship that flew back to London. Then he went to Brentford for dinner and Asda champagne. 18:05  … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, took a diesel train to Bradford, via Leeds. Bradford was lovely, except for the bedbugs. There were bedbugs there. 18:03  27/11/12

From Chester, Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild, traveled to Chesterfield (a logical step in an illogical whirled). Or so one would think. As it happens, in order to make this journey, one must circumnavigate Congleton – a … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, flew in an aircraft to Manchester, before boarding a diesel train bound for Chester where he performed his humour for members of Chester.   General Manager of the … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, executed top secret Guild interviews. 17:52  23/11/12