Paul Foot

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, worked on his new humour, called madness, all day long. It is a perilous task sifting through the deep recesses of sanity in search of laughter, one can … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, traveled by diesel train and electric train to the Union Chapel in London to perform some of his humour.

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, traveled in his motor car to visit Nanna Foot, Patron Saint of the Guild. Later, he geared up for his performance on 8 out of 10 cats by … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, rode the diesel train from Leicester back to London, and then went straight to the BBC Television Centres to film an episode of 8 out of 10 cats, … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, performed for a second night in Leicester, a city that has always been very kind to him. Speaking to his worker on the phone, Mr. Foot declared that … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, traveled by diesel train to Leicester, Middle Earth, to perform at the Comedy Festival there. He was expressly forbidden by his support staff from making any inappropriate jokes … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, conducted yet another telephone conference with his worker. This one went slightly better than the last (which famously ended in Master K-Sletcher receiving a brutal thrashing from a … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, traveled to the house of his manager, Eeyore, for a terribly important business meeting. The meeting, however, ended with disaster when Eeyore took exception to an incorrectly inserted … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, performed a Secret Show for his Connoisseurs. The show was a great success. After the show, Kaye the monkey suitcase was reunited with her master, Mr. Foot, after … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, called his worker on the telephone to discuss the new humour. His worker did his best to decipher the hysterical ramblings and yelps, but he failed miserably in … Continue reading →