Paul Foot

Life President of the Guild, Mr. Paul Foot, boarded a craft at Heathrow aerodrome bound for Paris, France. Once there, he departed the craft and waited for a while for another. This second craft flew him to New York, USA, … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, returned to his home where he packed his suitcase and was in bed by 19:30. 14:15  31/08/12

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, traveled to Bognor Regis to pay a visit to Patron Saint of the Guild, Nanna Foot. 14:11  29/08/12

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, and his worker, General Manager of the Guild A. K-Sletcher, boarded an airship bound for Heathrow after consuming several complimentary lounge sandwiches and a brace of Bloody Marys. … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, went to see Gravity Boots, a show he later described as “lovely and mad”. Then he performed Kenny Larch is Dead for the final time at this year’s … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, remained in his chambers for much of the day before performing his show in Edinburgh for the penultimate time this run. Later, he drank desert wine. 16:48  28/08/12

His Comedic Majesty, Mr. Paul Foot, went on the E4 Udderbelly Podcalf for a chat, then performed his show, then went for a meal of mackerel lasagne with some antipodeans, then performed in a comedy club called The Stand for … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, performed his show and then ate a pie. Then he watched another show that he was not in. Then he watched a film about Queen Elizabeth I, starring … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, performed his show, then attended dinner at a restaurant, where he ate steak tartare with raw egg. This was followed by a Grasshopper. Then His Comedic Majesty went … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, performed his show. He then experienced a surreal dining session involving various rituals, red salt faces, Dixieland and fennel courtesy of Couleur Café. 18:18  22/08/12