Australia Love! I’M COMING OVER BAYBAYYYY!

Ah yes, me depicted in some imaginary settings on the front covers of various magazines which I have never read. I thought the top left one was a bit rude but my worker assures me that it is, in fact, … Continue reading

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Hawaii and Dixby – Janitor 2016

Saturnday 2nd Janitor 2016 I met with my worker, Aaron Kilkenny-Sletcher, at my local aerodrome, which happens to be one of the world’s busiest airports. We had lunch and wines and flew to¬† Dublin to see various people including Uncle … Continue reading

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Vietnam – Decadence 2016

Moonday 21st Decadence I departed the earliest I have ever departed for an aerodrome: at 4.30am. I arrived at 5am, having had a gin and tonic in the car. It’s never too early for a gin and tonic. I had … Continue reading

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Australia Competition 2016 MINI TOUR!

OH MY GADDD! I am spending the entire month of Apricot in AUSTRALALA!!! I cannot wait to see my beautiful and wonderful Connoisseurs down under! First up, ADELAIDE, where this year….I AM NOT GOING…so will be performing FOR ZERO NIGHTS!!! … Continue reading

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