Paul Foot

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, worked on the 2nd generation of his madness. It is in its early stages, but is no less mad than the older, dementia-ridden madness. 17:25  14/12/12

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, performed a selection of his humour to humans in Shepherd’s Bush. He celebrated by eating an eponymous pie and going homo on the diesel train. 17:23  14/12/12

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, attended an event at the Hayward Gallery.   Master A. Kilkenny-Sletcher, General Manager of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, organised several international voyages that will allow Mr. … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, traveled by diesel train to a launch in Soho, London. A Press launch, not a shuttle launch or a missile launch or a prawn launch or even a … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, pottered about at homo and thought about his future trips to faraway places. It is nearly time for Australala. 17:27  12/12/12

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, returned from Geneva on an airship finally. The flight was a great success despite it being a total failure, in that it was massively delayed but did not … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, became stranded in Geneva aerodrome. His craft was cancelled due to snow and other weather errors. This meant he could not reach Hemel Hempstead in time for his … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, performed more humour in the Alp mountains for the people there, who had mostly come for recreational sliding – comedy, it seems, is a perfect foil for irrational … Continue reading →

His Comedic Majesty, Mr. Paul Foot, contacted his worker via telephone uplink to discuss various business matters from the bath. Later he performed his humour for skiers and snowboarding types and other mountain people. 11:50  11/12/12

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, pottered about the Alps for a bit, and then had a bath and performed his humour. 11:47  11/12/12