Paul Foot

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, arose and ate a continental breakfast and then had a walk around the scenery of Wrexham and then took a diesel train to Manchester Aerodrome and then took … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, traveled to Wrexham, Whales, via the method of airship and diesel train to perform humour.

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, attended more telephone interviews with various Germanlists, who asked him questions about his upcoming tour.

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, spent the day responding to emails from Connoisseurs who had kindly written him for life support/sexual advice/pay rises. He responded to every single email, yet not one Connoisseur … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, spent the day working on new humour/hubris/hummus. The results were funny/genius/tasty.

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, did the same thing as yesterday, but with different hacks.

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, attended a selection on press interviews. I say “attended”. He attended his mobile telephone in his house and spoke to the assorted hacks from the comfort of his … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, spoke to his worker on the blower for many hours about new humour directions and the future. It was a completely fruitless conversation. However, fruit is only for … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, departed Jersey aerodrome on a British Airwaves craft which flew to Gatwick aerodrome. Then he went homo. Later, he drove in his motor car to Roehampton University in … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, spoke to his worker on the telephone from Jersey to discuss various impending business disasters which subsequently turned out to be totally fine. Later, he saw a lobster.