Thirsty 5th Juniper

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, and staff member, A. K-Sletcher arrived in Honk Kong and was met off of the plane by a gentleman in a lovely suit who took them to their … Continue reading

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Wrensday 4th Juniper

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, and staff member, A. K-Sletcher walked for approximately 2.8 minutes to the check-in desk at Heathrow aerodrome and then enjoyed the wines and whiskies and martinis in the … Continue reading

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Tunesday 3rd Juniper

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, and staff member, A. K-Sletcher, met at Heathrow aerodrome in the afternoon and checked into a posh aerodrome ‘otel to mark the beginning of their writing trip to … Continue reading

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Moonday 2nd Juniper

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, attended an appointment in which his hair was cut and then performed a Secret Edinburgh Preview of the new show and then performed at Comedy in the Dark … Continue reading

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Sundae 1st Juniper

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, attended luncheon with Patron Saint of the Guild, Nanna Foot.

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Saturnday 31st Mayonnaise

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, called a meeting with his staff members to build morale before the upcoming summer of hardship. He did this by disciplining them brutally, mainly using knee smashes to … Continue reading

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Wrensday 28th Mayonnaise

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, enjoyed a day of social engagements and unofficial business unrelated to his Guild duties. This marked a rare break for His Comedic Majesty, who enjoys approximately 3.46 days … Continue reading

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Tunesday 27th Mayonnaise

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, attended luncheon with Patron Saint of the Guild, Nanna Foot.

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Moonday 26th Mayonnaise

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, took the diesel train into London again to perform another Secret Edinburgh Preview to the Connoisseurs.

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Sundae 25th Mayonnaise

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, embarked upon a highly secretive personal visit to anĀ  important Guild bigwig to discuss important and highly classified Guild issues such as which dusty and heavy books to … Continue reading

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