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Wrensday 30th Mayonnaise
This day was also spent making up pieces of nonsense. In the evening, His Comedic Majesty was standing by a cricket field when a boy on a bike approached and asked if he had ever appeared on a television show … Continue reading
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Tunesday 29th Mayonnaise
Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, and his worker tirelessly compiled ideas, or “pieces of nonsense”, for the new show. His Comedic Majesty attempted to seduce a cockerel to dinner, but it refused to … Continue reading
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Moonday 28th Mayonnaise
His Comedic Majesty and his tragic worker drove in Meryl, a motor car, to the county of Devon in the Vest Country for a business writing holiday. Upon arrival, they were greeted by a garrison of chickens, guinea fowl, one … Continue reading
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Sundae 27th Mayonnaise
Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, was a guest co-presenter upon the Dave Gorman show. It can be heard here. 16:06 29/05/12
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Saturnday 26th Mayonnaise
Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, attended the bedding ceremony of his friend, who pledged her life to another for ever. Then he travelled to Deal, Kent to perform at the Private Widdle Social … Continue reading
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Flyday 25th Mayonnaise
His Comedic Majesty devoted this day to the writing of his new show. 16:01 29/05/12
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Thirsty 24th Mayonnaise
Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, returned to the writing of his new show, which is rapidly progressing through its childhood. Unlike me. I will be stuck here for ever. 17:28 25/05/12
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Wrensday 23rd Mayonnaise
His Comedic Majesty, Mr. Paul Foot, performed a Secret Preview show to his Connoisseurs. The evening was a great success, providing we ignore the slew of administrative errors that were perpetrated prior to its start by unnamed junior staff members … Continue reading
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Tunesday 22nd Mayonnaise
Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, worked on his new show in the bath. I asked him why he chose to work in the bath. He didn’t answer. His clean skin said it all. … Continue reading
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Moonday 21st Mayonnaise
Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, held an important business meeting with his business manager. I am not party to such meetings. Apparently they do not fall within my briefs. 17:27 22/05/12
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