Paul Foot

My next trip was in March and it was again to the country of Australia. I was very excited because, on this trip, I was to be accompanied by my friend and hairdresser Gianni. We met at Heathrow Aerodrome and … Continue reading →

The trip started, as always, with a gin and tonic in the car on the way to the aerodrome. Luckily I was not driving this time. I entered the underrated haven that is Heathrow Terminal 3 and had some luncheon … Continue reading →

Thirsty 29th Augustus 2013 AD I rose at 4.30 on the 29th of August and was very excited and by 5am was in the taxi to the aerodrome. Whilst en route, I enjoyed a gin and tonic. Upon arrival at … Continue reading →

Tunesday 8th Janitor 2013 AD I left for the aerodrome at midday. By 1 o’clock I was already drinking champagne and eating mushroom soup within Heathrow Aerodrome Terminale 3. I also had canapes and then had more champagne and pork … Continue reading →

Thirsty 6th Septet 2012 AD I rose at 12.28 pm and took a bath. I was now within one hour of my holly day and so was very excited. At two of the clock, I got into the taxi to … Continue reading →

Thirsty 30th Augustus 2012 AD I rose at 4.17am. I was very excited about going to New York. I dropped my motor car off at the aerodrome, them consumed four bacon rolls and a Bloody Mary before 6am! On the … Continue reading →

Sundae 19th Fabruary! 2012 As the clock struck midnight at the beginning of this day, I found myself in Leicester, Leicestershire, Europe, upon stage, performing mime plus. I then had to chat to some people, shower in my ‘otel, leave … Continue reading →

Wrensday 1st Fabruary! 2012 Last week I had the fun of my little jaunt to Aberdeen in the airship. This week is even more exciting. Today, I am performing in Nottingham. Dressing room fools such as R. Hound and R. … Continue reading →

Saturnday 31st Decadence 2011 I left Nanna Foot’s house at 1.30pm, dressed in my safari suit, snakeskin shoes and thick coat; with my suitcase and straw cabin bag. I looked rather out of place as I wheeled my case along … Continue reading →