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When Paul goes away, travelling to various parts of the whirled for his career and for other reasons, he likes to write diary to let ye know his whereabouts and undertakings. They can be found here, in his Travel Diary. Each post beneath will contain a diary he has written whilst away in some far flung island or expansive continent, and will contain his adventures there.

When Paul goes away, travelling to various parts of the whirled for his career and for other reasons, he likes to write diary to let ye know his whereabouts and undertakings. They can be found here, in his Travel Diary. Each post beneath will contain a diary he has written whilst away in some far flung island or expansive continent, and will contain his adventures there.

Australala Diary – Decadence 2014

The trip began in Oslo, where I had been for sundry business purposes. I awoke at 10.08am and left my moderately posh ‘ostel at 10.33am. It was a lovely crisp anticipatory seven-minute walk along a freezing cold walkway wearing my Australalan summer clothes … Continue reading

Bermuda Diary Augustus 2014

This trip was absolutely spiffing and here is a summary: Departed Edinburgh Festival and headed to the aerodrome for whiskies. Further whiskies on craft to London. Head spinning in bed in posh Terminale 5 ‘otel. Next morning, wines consumed at … Continue reading

Honk Kong Diary – Juniper 2014

My trip to Hong Kong started with arriving at Heathrow 28 hours before the flight! I checked into the lovely hotel that is linked to Heathrow terminal five and relaxed in my room then I took a walk around the … Continue reading

Australala Diary – Marsh 2014

My next trip was in March and it was again to the country of Australia. I was very excited because, on this trip, I was to be accompanied by my friend and hairdresser Gianni. We met at Heathrow Aerodrome and … Continue reading

Melbourne Diary – Janitor 2014 AD

The trip started, as always, with a gin and tonic in the car on the way to the aerodrome. Luckily I was not driving this time. I entered the underrated haven that is Heathrow Terminal 3 and had some luncheon … Continue reading

Bermuda Diary – Augustus 2013 AD

Thirsty 29th Augustus 2013 AD I rose at 4.30 on the 29th of August and was very excited and by 5am was in the taxi to the aerodrome. Whilst en route, I enjoyed a gin and tonic. Upon arrival at … Continue reading

Adelaide & Mauritius Diary – Janitor 2013 AD

Tunesday 8th Janitor 2013 AD I left for the aerodrome at midday. By 1 o’clock I was already drinking champagne and eating mushroom soup within Heathrow Aerodrome Terminale 3. I also had canapes and then had more champagne and pork … Continue reading

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