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Every time Paul writes a Tropical Article to inform his Connoisseurs of the Tropical issues of the day, his embattled and beleaguered worker, Master Kilkenny-Sletcher, obsessively collects them in old Vimto bottles and hoards them in a nook aboard his tragic barge. He is often seen adrift off the shore of Gosport curating his ridiculous library and battling seagulls with a harpoon.

  • The Seventy-Year Itch – 20th Apricot 2022

    Elizabeth Regina has sat on the throne being ahead of state since 1952 and to celebrate this there will be a weekend of events. Here is the ...

  • P&Off Ferries – 25th Marsh 2022

    Fancy a trip away? Why not try P&O Ferries? + We sail from several ports, where you can easily spot our ships by the sight of 800 shell-shocked ...

  • Truth Bomb – 28th Fabruary 2022

    What a world we live in! A Prime Minister under police investigation; the Royal Family hit by scandal; and war! But don't worry, things seem bad, but we ...

  • Damage (Statue of) Limitation – 13th Janitor 2022

    Dear Connoisseur, Merry New Year! Let's kick orff twenty-twenty-two, the Chinese year of the owl, with an explosive Tropical Article: Boris Johnson ...

  • Viral Massage – 2nd Decadence 2021

    Journalists around the globe have reacted with shock after world leaders were accused of getting things about right in their response to the Omicron Covid ...

  • No Royal Pain, No Financial Gain – 18th Mayonnaise 2021

    The tropical article below is my longest article ever, and is probably the longest article I will ever write, because it must necessarily trawl through ...

  • Spot the Royal Racist – 15th Marsh 2021

    A Racist in the Family - the runners and riders in the spot the royal racist competition: So, who was the racist that palace escapees Harry and Megs ...

  • Prince of Rails – 9th Decadence 2020

    Kate and Wills' whistlestop, morale-boosting tour of Britain has been proclaimed a big success. As the royal train super-spreaded its way round the ...

  • 2020 Hindsight Calendar – 26th Novella 2020

    Looking for a Christmas gift? Look no further than my 2020 Hindsight Calendar! It’s an opportunity to look back on 2020 and reminisce about how much ...

  • Andy and Andy Again – 14th Augustus 2020

    Scientists and governments round the world have warned of the dangers of a second (royal) wave of Prince Andrew. Although senior royals have been careful ...

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