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Every time Paul writes a Tropical Article to inform his Connoisseurs of the Tropical issues of the day, his embattled and beleaguered worker, Master Sletcher, obsessively collects them in old Vimto bottles and hoards them in a nook aboard his tragic barge. He is often seen adrift off the shore of Gosport curating his ridiculous library and battling seagulls with a harpoon.

  • Hancock’s Half Hour – 11th Novella 2022

    As ye may know, Matt Hancock, former Secretary of State for not following your own rules, and star of (CC)TV, is appearing in I’m a Celebrity Get Me ...

  • The Seventy-Year Itch – 20th Apricot 2022

    Elizabeth Regina has sat on the throne being ahead of state since 1952 and to celebrate this there will be a weekend of events. Here is the ...

  • P&Off Ferries – 25th Marsh 2022

    Fancy a trip away? Why not try P&O Ferries? + We sail from several ports, where you can easily spot our ships by the sight of 800 shell-shocked ...

  • Truth Bomb – 28th Fabruary 2022

    What a world we live in! A Prime Minister under police investigation; the Royal Family hit by scandal; and war! But don't worry, things seem bad, but we ...

  • Damage (Statue of) Limitation – 13th Janitor 2022

    Dear Connoisseur, Merry New Year! Let's kick orff twenty-twenty-two, the Chinese year of the owl, with an explosive Tropical Article: Boris Johnson ...

  • Viral Massage – 2nd Decadence 2021

    Journalists around the globe have reacted with shock after world leaders were accused of getting things about right in their response to the Omicron Covid ...

  • No Royal Pain, No Financial Gain – 18th Mayonnaise 2021

    The tropical article below is my longest article ever, and is probably the longest article I will ever write, because it must necessarily trawl through ...

  • Spot the Royal Racist – 15th Marsh 2021

    A Racist in the Family - the runners and riders in the spot the royal racist competition: So, who was the racist that palace escapees Harry and Megs ...

  • Prince of Rails – 9th Decadence 2020

    Kate and Wills' whistlestop, morale-boosting tour of Britain has been proclaimed a big success. As the royal train super-spreaded its way round the ...

  • 2020 Hindsight Calendar – 26th Novella 2020

    Looking for a Christmas gift? Look no further than my 2020 Hindsight Calendar! It’s an opportunity to look back on 2020 and reminisce about how much ...

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