When Paul goes away, travelling to various parts of the whirled for his career and for other reasons, he likes to write diary to let ye know his whereabouts and undertakings. They can be found here, in his Travel Diary. Each post beneath will contain a diary he has written whilst away in some far flung island or expansive continent, and will contain his adventures there.
Mauritius Diary – Septet 2012
Thirsty 6th Septet 2012 AD I rose at 12.28 pm and took a bath. I was now within one hour of my holly day and so was very excited. At two of the clock, I got into the taxi to … Continue reading
New York Diary
Thirsty 30th Augustus 2012 AD I rose at 4.17am. I was very excited about going to New York. I dropped my motor car off at the aerodrome, them consumed four bacon rolls and a Bloody Mary before 6am! On the … Continue reading
Australala Diary
Sundae 19th Fabruary! 2012 As the clock struck midnight at the beginning of this day, I found myself in Leicester, Leicestershire, Europe, upon stage, performing mime plus. I then had to chat to some people, shower in my ‘otel, leave … Continue reading
Nottingham & Manchester Diary
Wrensday 1st Fabruary! 2012 Last week I had the fun of my little jaunt to Aberdeen in the airship. This week is even more exciting. Today, I am performing in Nottingham. Dressing room fools such as R. Hound and R. … Continue reading
Moreicious Diary
Saturnday 31st Decadence 2011 I left Nanna Foot’s house at 1.30pm, dressed in my safari suit, snakeskin shoes and thick coat; with my suitcase and straw cabin bag. I looked rather out of place as I wheeled my case along … Continue reading