Australia Love! I’M COMING OVER BAYBAYYYY!
Ah yes, me depicted in some imaginary settings on the front covers of various magazines which I have never read. I thought the top left one was a bit rude but my worker assures me that it is, in fact, … Continue reading
Australia Competition 2016 MINI TOUR!
OH MY GADDD! I am spending the entire month of Apricot in AUSTRALALA!!! I cannot wait to see my beautiful and wonderful Connoisseurs down under! First up, ADELAIDE, where this year….I AM NOT GOING…so will be performing FOR ZERO NIGHTS!!! … Continue reading
New Paul Foot Footcast!
Look! A purple mop and bucket! “Why is Paul posting that into his web log ye ask?” Well because the latest episode of my Footcast starts with an impromptu song about cleaning… among other timeless themes like death, vomiting and … Continue reading
Radio Vs. Tom Tom
Greetings! You might have noticed me in the air last weekend, appearing both on the Radio 4 show The Infinite Monkey Cage with Robin Ince and Professor Brian Cox, and also releasing a special Valentine’s version of my popular podcast … Continue reading
As a little winter break I visited Dubai last month, and took my step-dad with me too as a treat, and I thought ye may like to see some of my snaps from this intriguing city. Here below is a … Continue reading
Is Ariana Grande a Font or a Soft Cheese
Good evening. I thought I’d write on my blog, which I call my P Flog, or “plog” (the F is silent). I mean, WHY NOT. Now everyone keeps mentioning this thing Ariana Grande! And at first I thought it must … Continue reading
BABY ON BOARD SIGN!
I couldn’t be less interested in news stories about Jeremy Clarkson. But that’s not what this blog post is about. Thank ye to Connoisseur Richard who has created an illustration of the Paul Foot Baby On Board Sign! Based on … Continue reading