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Half skeleton, half Mr. Johnston, Percy Rees Johnston used to be a brilliant graveyard jockey before he changed. He realised something about the world that nobody else knew. And so his flesh was stripped of him, and he spent the rest of his days scouring scrap heaps in search of old friends.

A state-of-the-art magnetic vagina causes more problems than it solves.

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