What the Press say:

Half skeleton, half Mr. Johnston, Percy Rees Johnston used to be a brilliant graveyard jockey before he changed. He realised something about the world that nobody else knew. And so his flesh was stripped of him, and he spent the rest of his days scouring scrap heaps in search of old friends.

Anne Boleyn was executed with a single blow of the sword. History does not record whether or not she was wearing a bra.

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