Wrensday 8th Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, went to Shoreditch House to perform an interview with Har Mar Superstar, a top quality American gentleman. It was much fun and they had wines and dinner.

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Tunesday 7th Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, attended luncheon with Patron Saint of the Guild, Nanna Foot. Then he went t’dentists for teeth cleaning and checking and then did a telephone interview for the Swindon … Continue reading

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Moonday 6th Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, travelled into London to do some radio interviews for BBC Radio Stafford and BBC Scotland and then went straight homo to bed.

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Sundae 5th Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, returned on the diesel train from Nottingham to London and then went homo.

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Saturnday 4th Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, boarded a FlyBritishEuropean Airlines craft at Belfast City aerodrome that flew to Birmingham aerodome. Then he took the diesel train to Nottingham to perform some humour and then slept … Continue reading

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Flyday 3rd Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, took the diesel train to Heathrow aerodrome, where he boarded a British Airwaves craft bound for Belfast City. There, he performed the first show of the UK Tour … Continue reading

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Moonday 4th Augustus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, and his worker walked about is the luscious Edinburgh rain and worked on the show. Later, Mr. Foot performed the aforementioned show.

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Sundae 3rd Augustus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, and his worker again spent all day working on the Hovercraft Symphony and then Mr. Foot again performed it. There was no late night show afterwards so the … Continue reading

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Saturnday 2nd Augustus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, recorded an episode of The Infinite Monkey Cage, a radio show by the wonderful Professor Brian Cox and the wonderful Robin Ince. It was about whether irrationality was genetic … Continue reading

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Flyday 1st Augustus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, and his worker, A. K-Sletcher, worked all day on the Hovercraft Symphony, and then he walked to the Underbelly and performed it for the second time ever.

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