Saturnday 18th Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, travelled on the diesel train from Glasgow to London to perform the Hovercraft Symphony at the Bloomsberet Theatre. The show was top quality and then he went homo.

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Flyday 17th Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs and his worker, A, K-Sletcher, travelled by diesel train to Glasgow to perform the Hovercraft Symphony.

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Thirsty 16th Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, took the train up the beautiful Scottish east coast to Aberdeen. He could see all the beautiful waters of the North Sea and the lovely fields and whatnot. … Continue reading

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Wrensday 15th Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, took the train to Edinburgh and went to the ‘otel and recorded a podcaste with Malcolm Head and performed the Hovercraft Symphony.

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Tunesday 14th Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, and his worker met at Kings Cross Railway station and took the East Coast diesel train to Durham City. The show was cancelled due to the council workers … Continue reading

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Moonday 13th Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, travelled homo on the diesel train from Exeter and unpacked and washed clothes and then packed again for the next bit of tour.

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Sundae 12th Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, and his worker, A. K-Sletcher, ate a top quality breakfast in the Swan ‘otel and then walked through a little park where there were strange tropical birds to … Continue reading

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Saturnday 11th Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, and his worker, A. K-Sletcher,¬†travelled via the method of diesel train to Stafford to perform the Hovercraft Symphony. After t’show they had a Bloody Mary or two in … Continue reading

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Flyday 10th Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, and his worker boarded a strange and tiny train that trundled along to Newport Gwent station in South Whales and then they got a different train to Bristol, … Continue reading

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Thirsty 9th Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, and his worker, A. K-Sletcher, travelled on t’Virgin trains to Chester¬†and drank some Beefeater gin et cetera and then got the Arriva Trains Wails train to Wrexham to … Continue reading

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