Paul Foot

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, performed his show, Paul Foot’s Hovercraft Symphony in Gammon Sharp Major for the first time ever. Afterwards, he ate half a quiche and then performed in a pretend circus … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, attended the technical rehearsal at The Underbelly, Edinburgh, ahead of the opening of his brand new show, Paul Foot’s Hovercraft Symphony in Gammon Sharp Major.

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, and his worker, A. K-Sletcher, met at Heathrow aerodrome and then boarded a British Airwaves craft bound for Edinburgh, Scotland, (at the time of writing) the United Kingdom … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, performed a Secret Shows to the Connoisseurs of London and then ate some sushi and then packed his suitcase for the Edinburgh Festival.

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, did art in the studio all day long due to an art trip to Flinders Range (mountains/desert/dessert in the middle of Australala) being cancelled due to a misunderstanding.

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, attended meetings of a business nature and then attended supper with some pariahs of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Later, he slept in the house of an artist … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, met a friend for supper and then had another supper one hour later with an important, international businesswoman.

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, missed lunch with a top astronomer of Australala due to being asleep. Then he did script learning and art.

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, arrived in Sydney in the early morning and went to the Botanical Gardens to learn the script for the new show. It was a crisp, Australalan mid-winter day, … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, arrived in Singapore aerodrome and spent 2.5 hours in the aerodrome and then boarded another craft which flew upwards and then straight towards Sydney, Australala.