Paul Foot

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, traveled into London to meet his worker, Master A. K-Sletcher, to do further work on the new humour. Then he went to visit his friend, Jessica. 15:56  07/01/13

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, traveled in the motor car to Bognor Regis to attend luncheon with Nanna Foot, Patron Saint of the Guild. 15:54  07/01/13

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, traveled on the diesel train into Piccadilly, London, to meet his friends from the island of Moreicious. When he arrived at the agreed venue, it had gone and … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, spent much of the day undoing all the damage his disastrous worker had done to the new humour. His heart is in the right place, but unfortunately his … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, traveled on the diesel train into London to meet his worker, Master A. K-Sletcher to work on the new humour ideas. Mr. P. Foot bribed his malnourished worker … Continue reading →

His Comedic Majesty, Mr. Paul Foot, continued to work on his new humour, which currently exists only upon long, thin strips of papier mache glued to the underside of the ducks and geese that live in Battersea Park. 15:24  07/01/13

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild, awoke in the county of Slurrey. He enjoyed this for a while, before returning homo to work tirelessly on madness and monsters. 15:20  07/01/13

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, and his worker attended the Christmas dinner party of his distinguised manager, Eeyore. His Comedic Majesty flew into rage immediately upon arrival and ripped apart all the Christmas … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, resumed work on his new humour. 18:17  04/01/13

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, attended a massage session as the structures around his neck and head had become slightly loose and had began to swing open in the wind. The session tightened … Continue reading →