Paul Foot

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, traveled to Bognor Regis to pay a visit to Patron Saint of the Guild, Nanna Foot. 15:09  04/01/13

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild, dreamed of a white Christmas for next year (in the picturesque sense, not the racist sense). 15:06  04/01/13

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, had no Christmas presents to open due to the fact that he had opened them all yesterday due to the fact it was his birthday and the Germans … Continue reading →

His Comedic Majesty, Mr. Paul Foot, celebrated his birthday amongst his family, his worker, and his close friend, Death. The troupe enjoyed a meal of Beef Wellington Boot, served damp with mushroom cloud sauce, followed by the aforementioned illness jelly … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, was taken ill under suspicious Christmas circumstances. In spite of this ailment, he pressed on with life, making jelly and watching Chanel No. 4 Racing. 14:48  04/01/13

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, attended a secret private event in the countryside. For reasons of glandular security, no further details can be given at this time. 14:46  04/01/13

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild, performed the final Christmas Secret Show. 16:58  02/01/13

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, began to count nouns. 16:57  02/01/13

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, performed another Secret Show for the Connoisseurs. 16:55  02/01/13  

Life President of the Guild, Mr. Paul Foot, held his staff Christmas dinner at a top, Michelin-starred restaurant. It was only as the digestifs were being poured that he told them the cost of the meal was being docked from … Continue reading →