Tunesday 15th Janitor

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, performed an interview for an Australalan radio station called 5AA. It was live in a studio. 18:20  18/01/13

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Moonday 14th Janitor

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, worked all day from 9am until 10.30pm without a break. This is not as unusual as one might think. 18:18  18/01/13

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Sundae 13th Janitor

After a long day of thinking, Life President of the Guild, Mr. Paul Foot, watched a television programme about Queen Mary II. 18:16  18/01/13

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Saturnday 12th Janitor

His Comedic Majesty, Mr Paul Foot, endured what he described as a cold Adelaidean day. It was 18 degrees. General Manager of the Guild, Master A. K-Sletcher, remained windswept and unkempt as his drafty ship perched desperately upon the frigid … Continue reading

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Flyday 11th Janitor

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, began to recover from the mauling he had received from Australalan customs and exercise men. 18:09  18/01/13

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All I Want For Christmas Is Yew – 21st Decadence 2012

The crisis involving diseased ash and other trees as well as the impending thrill of the festive season has prompted me to consider a solution to both problems: let’s cut down all our woodlands for Christmas trees. There around 60 … Continue reading

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Thirsty 10th Janitor

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, flew through the night and morning to Adelaide. When he arrived at the aerodrome he was met my Jimmy and Michael. Then they went homo. 16:05  11/01/13

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Wrensday 9th Janitor

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, flew through the night and day to Honk Kong. Then he waited in Honk Kong for roughly 8.25 hours before boarding another craft, this one bound for Adelaide, … Continue reading

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Tunesday 8th Janitor

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, traveled in a motor car to Heathrow aerodrome. Then he flew to Helsinki, Finland. He waited in Helsinki for roughly 2.58 hours, before boarding another aircraft, this one … Continue reading

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Moonday 7th Janitor

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, packed his suitcases and rested his body and mind in preparation for his impending journey to Adelaide, Australala. 17:28  07/01/13

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