Saturnday 24th Mayonnaise

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, rode the diesel train into London to perform a Secret Edinburgh Preview and then ate sushi and then rode the diesel train all the way back to Amersham … Continue reading

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Flyday 23rd Mayonnaise

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, performed a Secret Edinburgh Preview of the brand new show with all its new material et cetera. It was a great success.

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Thirsty 22nd Mayonnaise

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, performed a humour show in Stratford-upon-Avon, the birthplace of famous Billy Shakeyspeare.

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Wrensday 21st Mayonnaise

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, attended luncheon with Patron Saint of the Guild, Nanna Foot.

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Tunesday 20th Mayonnaise

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, attended a dental appointment regarding teeth et cetera. Later, he performed a gig at the Bloomsbury Theatre in aid of Macmillan Cancer Support.

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Moonday 19th Mayonnaise

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, performed a Secret Edinburgh Preview to the Connoisseurs of London of the new humour.

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Sundae 18th Mayonnaise

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, battled further with his stunted washing machine. Eventually he got it back to normal size and narrowly prevented a fatal implosion. Also, he wrote new humour.

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Saturnday 17th Mayonnaise

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, worked on his new show, making the new humour better and also fixing his washing machine, which had become stunted.

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Flyday 16th Mayonnaise

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, performed a Secret Edinburgh Preview to the Connoisseurs. May new pieces of humour were aired for the first time and a general shambles ensued. Needless to say, the … Continue reading

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Thirsty 15th Mayonnaise

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, departed Oslo on a little airship that flew to Stavanger. Then he boarded another craft that flew back to Heathrow and then he went homo.

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