Paul Foot

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, rose very early to receive an aircut even though the following day he is set to spend roughly 28 hours sitting next to his airdresser on the flight … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, began packing his suitcase and compiling his artwork and mentally preparing for the voyage to Australala.

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, forgot to attend his routine check-up at the optometrists, causing major disruptions to their schedule and generally destroying their naturally upbeat demeanour.

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, paid a visit to Patron Saint of the Guild, Nanna Foot, who celebrated her birthing day today. He wished her a merry birthing day over luncheon and some … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, spent a relaxing day creating art and thinking of new humour.

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, recorded an episode of Would I Lie to You?, a television show about things which are mostly lies. Needless to say, he was in his element.

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, spent the day in Lancaster and then traveled back on the diesel train to Manchester Aerodrome and then flew on an airship back to Heathrow and then went … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, traveled to Heathrow Aerodrome and then boarded an airship that flew through the air to Manchester, and then he rode the diesel train to Lancaster for a visit … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, enjoyed a day of creating artwork and relaxing and thinking of new humour.

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, attended a meeting with the entire Paul Foot corporation/family, including Eeyore, General Manager of the Guild Kilkenny-Sletcher and Ken the puppet. Later, he performed a Secret Show to … Continue reading →