Thirsty 13th Marsh

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, conducted a WhatsApp conference with his worker in London about the aforementioned worker’s impending Air Chin flight to Australala. Mr. P. Foot had forgotten about this and tried … Continue reading

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Wrensday 12th Marsh

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, swanned about the village of Adelaide and then performed his show to the villagers.

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Tunesday 11th Marsh

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, swam in the ocean and then performed his show to the people of Adelaide.

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Moonday 10th Marsh

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, went to watch the show of his friends and allies, Gravity Boots.

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Sundae 9th Marsh

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, went shopping with his company manager, Zee. It was a catastrophic shop, as he purchased 1 kilogram of cheddar which he would never managed to eat and also … Continue reading

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Saturnday 8th Marsh

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, slept very well all night and then was awake all day. This was in stark contrast to his normal circadian rhythms, indicating that he was suffering from severe … Continue reading

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Flyday 7th Marsh

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, attended some radio interviews and then underwent a photoshoot in Adelaide State Library. He was repeatedly ‘shushed’ by startled library folk as he leant back over antique tables … Continue reading

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Thirsty 6th Marsh

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, arrived at Sydney aerodrome and then went into the city to enjoy a nice day in Sydney. Later he went back to Sydney aerodrome and boarded an Queensland … Continue reading

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Wrensday 5th Marsh

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, flew through the air for many hours until he was in Singapore. He waited in Singapore for 3.58 hours and then boarded another craft, this one bound for … Continue reading

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Tunesday 4th Marsh

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, traveled to Heathrow Aerodrome to enjoy all the fun of Terminale 3 lounges and bubbles and salmon and then boarded an airship which flew to Helsinki, Finland. He … Continue reading

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