Paul Foot

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, spent the day working on his madness. This is what he calls his humour. It is an accurate moniker.

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, paid a luncheon visit to Patron Saint of the Guild, Nanna Foot. Then he went to perform at a charity event for gnomes and children.

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, landed in a famous Paris aerodrome, where he remained for 3.86 hours soaking up the culture before boarding another craft bound for Heathcliff Aerodrome, London. Then he went … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, boarded a craft in Mauritius and flew into the air, where he remained until the day ended.

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, went swimming and then had dinner at the local ‘otel whilst being gently caressed by tropical breezes. 17:59  04/02/13

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, swam in the ocean and watched Cheaters, a show about people cheating on their loved ones. 17:53  04/02/13

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, again spent the day swimming in the warm ocean and eating top quality foods. Guild General Manager, Master A. K-Sletcher, worked tirelessly creating a lifesize, anatomically-accurate Emperor Nero … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, swam in the sea whilst a cyclone occurred, and then worked on his new madness humour. Later, he ate some cheese secretly to avoid having to pay the … Continue reading →