Paul Foot

His Comedic Majesty, Mr. Paul Foot, spent the day tidying and clearing his abode. A mysterious charity shop in Buckinghamshire now has possession of the world’s largest jigsaw puzzle. 16:00  12/10/12

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, remained in Bognor Regis, for that is where he was needed. 17:47  10/10/12  

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, remained in Bognor Regis. In the evening, an episode of Never Mind the Buzzcocks in which he appeared was shown on the television. He did not watch it, … Continue reading →

His Comedic Majesty, Mr. Paul Foot, traveled to Bognor Regis to visit Nanna Foot, Patron Saint of the Guild. 11:42  09/10/12

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, drove his motor car to Folkestone, Kent, to perform at the Private Widdle Social Club. 11:41  09/10/12

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, attended a meeting about a secret pilot. Then he visited his worker and ate a lasagne. 11:39  09/10/12

His Comedic Majesty attended the Thorpe Park to go on the rides and experience thrill. 18:14  05/10/12

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, spent the day working on his new comedy ideas and, specifically, puppet humour. 17:52  04/10/12

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, did some top secret filming for a BBC television quiz show called Never Mind the Buzzcocks. 17:52  03/10/12

His Comedic Majesty’s craft landed at Charles de Gaulle aerodrome. He later boarded an airship bound for Heathrow, near Ostrichly, London. Then he went homo. 14:40  02/10/12