Saturnday 20th Octopus

His Comedic Majesty, Mr. Paul Foot, boarded a diesel train to Manchester, then took a tram to Salford, where he performed to Salford Connoisseurs. 17:47  22/10/12

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Flyday 19th Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, took a diesel train to Preston, Lancs, to perform Kenny Larch is Dead to the Prestonians. 17:46  22/10/12

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Thirsty 18th Octopus

His Comedic Majesty, Mr. Paul Foot, traveled to Harrogate for the first night of his Kenny Larch is Dead tour. 17:47  19/10/12

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Wrensday 17th Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, completed some top secret filming. 17:46  19/10/12

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Tunesday 16th Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, visited Vicky, who massaged his stiff neck and cut his eyebrows. Then he moved to Mill Hill for his haircut with Gianni. 17:26  17/10/12

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Moonday 15th Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, boarded a diesel train bound for Kings Cross [sic], L’undone. Upon arrival, he moved to the University College L’undone to record a special Hallowe’en podcast in honour of … Continue reading

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Sundae 14th Octopus

His Comedic Majesty, Mr. Paul Foot, traveled on a diesel train to the place of York, Yorkshire, where he performed more humour. 17:20  17/10/12

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Saturnday 13th Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild, traveled to Newcastle on an airship to perform humour in some darkness. Twice. 17:19  17/10/12

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Flyday 12th Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, prepared for the start of his Kenny Larch is Dead tour by listening to recordings of himself  declaring Kenny Larch dead over and over until the truth twisted … Continue reading

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Thirsty 11th Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, worked further on his new humour. 16:01  12/10/12

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