Saturnday 9th Juniper

His Comedic Majesty utilised this day to write his new show, which exists in a constant state of flux, not yet knowing what it truly is. 12:50  11/06/12

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Flyday 8th Juniper

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, performed a show at a cricket club in Hemel Hempstead. 12:49  11/06/12

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Thirsty 7th Juniper

His Comedic Majesty departed Tallinn on an airship bound for Riga, Latvia, where he stayed for 2.75 hours. Then he boarded another airship back to Gatwick, England, where it rained heavily. 12:48  11/06/12

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Wrensday 6th Juniper

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, boarded a Queasyjet flight at Stansted aerodrome bound for Tallinn, Estonia. Once within Tallinn, the oldest capital city in northern Europe, he performed a humour show for the … Continue reading

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Tunesday 5th Juniper

Life President of the Guild, Mr. Paul Foot, travelled into London to perform a Secret Preview for his Connoisseurs. Earlier in the day he had purchased a monkey suitcase from a merchant in Richmond, which made an unexpected appearance in … Continue reading

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Moonday 4th Juniper

No official business occurred on this day. 17:58  06/06/12

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Sundae 3rd Juniper

His Comedic Majesty appeared again on the Dave Gorman Show, upon Absolute Radio. It may be heard here. 17:58  06/06/12

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Saturnday 2nd Juniper

No official business occurred on this day. 17:54  06/06/12

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Flyday 1st Juniper

His Comedic Majesty and his worker drove back to London, thus concluding their countryside business getaway. 16:52  06/06/12

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Thirsty 31st Mayonnaise

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, and his worker finished compiling the nonsense components for the new show, and then enjoyed a congratulatory three course meal, the first for over 20 hours. 13:10  01/06/12

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