Moonday 18th Juniper

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, attended luncheon in Bicester (pron. Bista, not Bi-cesster apparently – everyone knows that). 16:58  19/06/12

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Greek Tragedy – 18th Juniper 2012

Greece Votes For Financial Disaster Within The Euro Rather Than Financial Disaster Outside The Euro In an historic step, the people of Greece have voted by a margin of just one vote to be governed by Angela Merkel. It is … Continue reading

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Sundae 17th Juniper

No official business occurred on this day. 18:06  18/06/12

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Saturnday 16th Juniper

His Comedic Majesty returned from his mission to Aberdeen inspired, and made a solemn vow to promote and champion shortbread at every opportunity in order to finally get it the recognition it deserves after being overlooked for over a century. … Continue reading

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Flyday 15th Juniper

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, flew in a Brutish Airways craft to Aberdeen, Scotland to perform a show of his humour. 18:02  18/06/12

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Thirsty 14th Juniper

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, competed in The Humble Quest for Universal Genius, a comedy show in which, much like general life, there is a winner and a loser. 18:05  15/06/12

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Wrensday 13th Juniper

His Comedic Majesty performed a secret Connoisseurs’ show, previewing Kenny Larch is Dead. 16:53  14/06/12

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Tunesday 12th Juniper

Mr. Paul Foot, for the second consecutive day, traveled to his management’s office in London to moan and wail. 16:51  14/06/12

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Moonday 11th Juniper

Life President of the Guild, Mr. Paul Foot, traveled into London to record a radio interview with Monsieur Tim Key. Then he traveled to his management’s office to bash some skulls together. Nobody’s skull in particular, just two he found. … Continue reading

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Sundae 10th Juniper

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, appeared on the Dave Gorman show on Absolute Radio. The show may be heard here. 12:53  11/06/12  

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