Moreicious Diary

Saturnday 31st Decadence 2011 I left Nanna Foot’s house at 1.30pm, dressed in my safari suit, snakeskin shoes and thick coat; with my suitcase and straw cabin bag. I looked rather out of place as I wheeled my case along … Continue reading

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Thirsty 12th Janitor

**The Guild Circular will exist in a state of suspended animation until Moonday 23rd Janitor, when Mr. Paul Foot returns to the country, and his life, officially. In the meantime, check his personal Travel Diary.** 16:34  17/01/12

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Wetnessday 11th Janitor

Mr. Paul Foot’s activities for this day are shrouded in mystery, due to him being voluntarily stranded in the Indian Ocean. 17:17  12/01/12

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Tunesday 10th Janitor

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, returned to Moreicious to resume his writing holiday, having completed all his official business in the United Condom. Taking a flight via Paris for enjoyment reasons, Mr. Foot … Continue reading

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Moonday 9th Janitor

His Comedic Majesty, Mr. Paul Foot, undertook some top secret filming duties. 17:20  10/01/12

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Sundae 8th Janitor

His Comedic Majesty travelled to Battersea to make a brand new recipe log, inspired by his time in Moreicious. The meal was eaten by himself and three friends. No official stomach complaints have been received as of yet. 17:47  09/01/12

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Saturnday 7th Janitor

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, travelled back to Grate Britain in order to oversee the completion of his new websyte, which will be launched in the coming times. 18:15  08/01/12

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Tunesday 3rd Janitor

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, is vacationing on the island of Moreicious. Due to his desire to communicate with his frozen workers being significantly affected by various pina coladas and coconut bras, the … Continue reading

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Tunesday 13th Decadence

**Due to a period of ill-deserved shore leave that Master Kilkenny-Sletcher is legally entitled to, the Guild Circular is hereby officially suspended until such time as he returns to his tragic cabin, which will definitely be Wetnessday 4th Janitor 2012.** … Continue reading

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Moonday 12th Decadence

Mr. Paul Foot attended an important meeting with his manager and a mysterious businessman. 13:36  14/12/11

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