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Saturnday 12th Apricot
Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, performed his show at the Melbourne Comedy Festival and then ate a dinner of wasabi octopus and ramen soup and then went to perform humour at After Dinner … Continue reading
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Flyday 4th Apricot
Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, performed his show and then performed some improvised humour at SetList and then went out for some cocktails and a nightcap and then went homo.
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Thirsty 3rd Apricot
Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, worked on the new humour and performed his show and cooked scallops and drank juice of beetroot.
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Bloc-heads – 31st Marsh 2014
Europe was thrown into further crisis last night when Russian President, Vladimir Rasputin, escalated his efforts to acquire all left-leaning regions that have expressed a desire to be independent from the sovereign state in which they exist, by annexing Scotland. … Continue reading
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Crimean Warp – 18th Marsh 2014
A former region of Ukraine has disappeared without warning. Late last night, it vanished from European radar screens. A huge, international search effort is now underway to trace the missing district, as well as investigations being made into its inhabitants. … Continue reading
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Putin My Foot In It – 3rd Marsh 2014
In a star-spangled ceremony in Lost Angeles last night, the results of the much anticipated Oscars were announced: The award for best acting (President of Ukraine, if he can get away with it) went to Vladimir Putin, for his convincing … Continue reading
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Self-Hijacking Plane – 20th Fabruary 2014
Ye may recall the event, not so long ago, when a completely stationary, empty plane on the tarmac at Heathrow Aerodrome, spontaneously caught fire. Now, in breaking news, the airline that pioneered this self-combusting plane has developed the self-hijacking plane, … Continue reading
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Wrensday 2nd Apricot
Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, and his worker formulated plans and ideas for the new humour show and then went for a walk to the Yarra River and ate sushi and sashimi and … Continue reading
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Tunesday 1st Apricot
Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, worked on the new show in the ‘otel and then received a visit from a companion and then performed Words to the Connoisseurs of Melbourne and then ate dumplings … Continue reading
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Moonday 31st Marsh
Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, went for a walk with his worker to Flagstaff Gardens and did tongue twisters in the sun and then went to meet Helen and Janet for dinner and … Continue reading
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