Moonday 20th Janitor

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, conducted a business meeting via WhatsApp with his staff in the middle of the Australalan night (it was the British daytime) and then enjoyed his final nighttime in … Continue reading

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Sundae 19th Janitor

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, got chucked out of the house and went to a posh ‘otel and did the art there instead.

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Saturnday 18th Janitor

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, did art and packing and washed some clothes and booked a flight to Australia, despite already being in Australia. This flight later had to be cancelled by a … Continue reading

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Flyday 17th Janitor

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, performed a photoshoot for a glamour magazine and then had a doze and then did art in 44 degree heat but did not pass out like the silly … Continue reading

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Thirsty 16th Janitor

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, attended luncheon with a top journalist of Australala and got drunken. Then, Mr. Foot conducted an important business meeting with a top industry bigwig whilst inebriated.

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Wrensday 15th Janitor

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, went swimming in Heather and Graham’s garden and drank cheap champagne-style plonk that Jane bought and expensive, classy wine that he brought to the party.

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Tunesday 14th Janitor

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, did art and was viciously attacked by Jane, the five-foot tall dodgy woman.

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Moonday 13th Janitor

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, did art and was viciously attacked by Poppy, the one-foot doggy.

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Sundae 12th Janitor

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, did art in the studio of Nicola and Krys and Jane and Poppy.

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Saturnday 11th Janitor

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, went to stay with his friends Nicola and Krys and Jane and Poppy who are related to each other, apart from one of them who is a hound.

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