Wrensday 10th Julie

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, did more work upon his new show, called Words.

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Tunesday 9th Julie

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, traveled to Hyde Park, London to perform in a large tent.

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Moonday 8th Julie

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, worked on his new show in isolation in his home.

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Sundae 7th Julie

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, traveled back homo from Jersey on a British Airways airship and then electric trains and then a diesel train.

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Saturnday 6th Julie

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, flew on a B.A. craft from Newcastle aerodrome to Jersey aerodrome to host a private function, a.k.a. wedding, a.k.a. funeral.

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Flyday 5th Julie

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, traveled via the method of diesel train to Sunderland, Tyne and Wear, to perform his humour.

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Thirsty 4th Julie

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, gave up weight training, after flying into a rage and smashing his dumbbell into a innocent cabbage.

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Wrensday 3rd Julie

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, started weight training on his right arm and hand so he will become better at manipulating strings. He needs this skill for a mystery reason relating to his … Continue reading

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Saint Necessarily So – 8th Julie 2013

Dear Connoisseur,   Pope John Paul II is to be knighted, after the Vatican confirmed he is responsible for four confirmed miracles: 1. Andy Hurray winning Wimbledon. 2. Prince Philip being confined to his room for over two months, giving … Continue reading

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‘Tis It A Tiff? – 18th Juniper 2013

Ever since millionaire art collector Charlie Saatchie explained to the press yesterday morning that throttling his much younger wife Nygella’s neck was just a “playful tiff”, I have been pondering over the fine line of what is and isn’t “a … Continue reading

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