Tunesday 9th Apricot

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, and his worker worked on hew humour called The Isle of the Dead. Later, he performed his show to the crowds of Melbourne and then ate oysters and … Continue reading

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Moonday 8th Apricot

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, and his worker, A. K-Sletcher, walked into the suburbs of Melbourne to work on the Madness. They sat in a park and noticed that, much like in Britain, … Continue reading

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Sundae 7th Apricot

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, awoke early and ran through his humour ideas for the televisions. Then he walked to the theatre of the recording to undergo the technical rehearsel and gain his … Continue reading

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Saturnday 6th Apricot

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, and his worker attended a meeting in a posh ‘otel about the impending mystery television recording. Having remained awake until 5am working on the television humour, Mr. Foot … Continue reading

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Flyday 5th Apricot

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, and his worker wandered over to the Yarra river to consume a luncheon of lamb shank pie and calamari salad respectively, while simultaneously conducting a brainstorm in preparation … Continue reading

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Thirsty 4th Apricot

General Manager of the Guild, A. K-Sletcher, arrived at the Melbourne ‘otel of Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, to find him awake and in a daze brought on by sympathetic jetlag. Life President … Continue reading

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Wrensday 3rd Apricot

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, performed his show and then stayed up all night worrying about the impending arrival of his worker. Meanwhile, G. Manager of the Guild, A. K-Sletcher, descended into Brunei … Continue reading

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Tunesday 2nd Apricot

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, performed his show and then met some audience members and went to a posh restaurant called Burger King, which in Australala they call Hungry Jack’s, which Life President … Continue reading

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Moonday 1st Apricot

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, attended luncheon on the Melbourne peninsula with R. Wax and J. Eclair and senior Melbourne comedy bigwigs. He arrived one hour late and ate leftovers from everyone’s plates. … Continue reading

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Sundae 31st Marsh

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, attended luncheon at St. Kilda with R. Wax and then performed show.

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