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Thirsty 10th Mayonnaise
His Comedic Majesty and His pining worker rose early for the complimentary breakfast, and then embarked upon a day of relentless writing of silly things. The day went quite well, so worker was allowed to come to complimentary dinner, preceded … Continue reading
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Wrensday 9th Mayonnaise
Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, and his worker, Master A. Kilkenny-Sletcher, went to Kent for a business trip/writing retreat. They enjoyed champagne and canapés courtesy of a bonanza internet deal, and achieved nothing … Continue reading
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Tunesday 8th Mayonnaise
Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, executed a top-secret recording for a television show. On the way, he encountered an irate and abusive taxi driver. 09/05/12 20:15
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Moonday 7th Mayonnaise
On this, a banker’s holiday, His Comedic Majesty performed a short piece of humour at a show staged in pitch darkness in a large udder in London. He then travelled to Kilburn to perform a Paul Foot Favourite about shire … Continue reading
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Sundae 6th Mayonnaise
Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, returned homo from Wails. 09/05/12 20:11
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Saturnday 5th Mayonnaise
His Comedic Majesty journeyed to Machynlleth, Wails, to perform Still Life for the final time ever. 09/05/12 20:09
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Flyday 4th Mayonnaise
Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, travelled upon the diesel train from Leeds back to London, a capital. From there he went homo. 09/05/12 20:04
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The Political Partlies – 4th Mayonnaise 2012
A series of local erections has occurred. In this article I shall comment on the results and their possible impact on the next general erection. The biggest winners of the night were the Labour Partly (partly funded by the unions … Continue reading
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Thirsty 3rd Mayonnaise
Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, travelled into London to execute a top-secret recording of his voice. He then sped across the city to meet his worker, where they discussed matters of great importance, … Continue reading
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Wrensday 2nd Mayonnaise
His Comedic Majesty made the necessary preparations for his imminent trips to Leeds, Yorkshire and Machynlleth, Whales to perform his current show, Still Life, for the final two times. 17:40 03/05/12
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