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3 Humane Ways to Combat the Spider Invasion – 29th Septet 2014
As ye may have noticed, there has been an awful lot of news coverage recently about the "spider invasion" that we are apparently experiencing in the U.K. I ...
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Centre Parkz Hell – 29th Apricot 2014
Popular holiday hell hole, Center Parcs, has been scolded by The Advertising Standards Selectee, ASS, following a television commercial that instructs ...
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Would I Glide To You – 11th Apricot 2014
For over a month now, the hunt has been on for the missing headline: “Flight MH370 Found.” The headline, which was expected to be found shortly after ...
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Bloc-heads – 31st Marsh 2014
Europe was thrown into further crisis last night when Russian President, Vladimir Rasputin, escalated his efforts to acquire all left-leaning regions that ...
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Crimean Warp – 18th Marsh 2014
A former region of Ukraine has disappeared without warning. Late last night, it vanished from European radar screens. A huge, international search effort ...
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Putin My Foot In It – 3rd Marsh 2014
In a star-spangled ceremony in Lost Angeles last night, the results of the much anticipated Oscars were announced: The award for best acting (President ...
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Self-Hijacking Plane – 20th Fabruary 2014
Ye may recall the event, not so long ago, when a completely stationary, empty plane on the tarmac at Heathrow Aerodrome, spontaneously caught fire. Now, in ...
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A Sandstorm in a Teacup – 13th Fabruary 2014
A man who built his house on the sand has blamed the government after his home was swept away in some wind and rain. Meanwhile, the government has blamed ...
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The Interweb’s White List – 31st Janitor 2014
The UK Government have announced a "White List" for wrongly-blocked websytes. This comes as much relief to groups such as the pen manufacturers, Pen ...
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Queen to start handing over royal duties to the next generation – 24th Janitor 2014
Beckenham Palace has announced that the Queen is tired from decades of waving and not showing her emotions, and is to allow her arch rival Prince Charlie ...