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Andy and Andy Again – 14th Augustus 2020
Scientists and governments round the world have warned of the dangers of a second (royal) wave of Prince Andrew. Although senior royals have been careful ...
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Queen Goes Viral – 4th Mayonnaise 2020
Recently, it was the Queen’s unofficial birthday (ie the anniversary of the day she was officially born). Hasn’t she been busy? She broadcast a ...
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No ho-ho-hoper – 19th Marsh 2020
Santa Claus has announced that Christmas 2020 has been cancelled. In a statement, St Nicholas said: “I run a complex global logistical operation that ...
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Windsors & Losers – 9th Janitor 2020
With a new year underway, the popular reality TV show It’s A Royal Knockout is hotting up. Let’s take a recap of previous episodes: 1. The ...
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Better Late Than Never – 28th Octopus 2019
News organisations around the world have been left scrambling for articles, after no famous person of note died today. Newspaper editors have declared a ...
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BBC Break Fuss – 1st Octopus 2019
The BBC (British Broadcasting Cringe) has reversed its ruling concerning breakfast news presenter Naga Munchetty. The crisis began when Naga stated on air ...
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Elizabeth Vagina – 4th Juniper 2019
In an unusual breach of protocol at the State Banquet, President Trump has grabbed the Queen by the p*ssy (or, as it's known in royal circles, grabbed her ...
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The Lady and the Trump – 3rd Juniper 2019
Everything about politics at present is too weird for comedy, and with President Tramp’s State Visit, it’s just got weirder. So, I shall restrict ...
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Euro-peeing Elections – 3rd Mayonnaise 2019
Quite contrary to expectations, and despite the guiding hand of strong and stable master tactician, Terroresa May, Brexit has been delayed. This means ...
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Hot Air – 4th Fabruary 2019
Hot Air
MPs have voted to support an amendment preventing snow in the UK. The legally-binding legislation, tabled by ...