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Every time Paul writes a Tropical Article to inform his Connoisseurs of the Tropical issues of the day, his embattled and beleaguered worker, Master Kilkenny-Sletcher, obsessively collects them in old Vimto bottles and hoards them in a nook aboard his tragic barge. He is often seen adrift off the shore of Gosport curating his ridiculous library and battling seagulls with a harpoon.

  • Queen Goes Viral – 4th Mayonnaise 2020

    Recently, it was the Queen’s unofficial birthday (ie the anniversary of the day she was officially born). Hasn’t she been busy? She broadcast a ...

  • No ho-ho-hoper – 19th Marsh 2020

    Santa Claus has announced that Christmas 2020 has been cancelled. In a statement, St Nicholas said: “I run a complex global logistical operation that ...

  • Windsors & Losers – 9th Janitor 2020

    With a new year underway, the popular reality TV show It’s A Royal Knockout is hotting up. Let’s take a recap of previous episodes: 1. The ...

  • Better Late Than Never – 28th Octopus 2019

    News organisations around the world have been left scrambling for articles, after no famous person of note died today. Newspaper editors have declared a ...

  • BBC Break Fuss – 1st Octopus 2019

    The BBC (British Broadcasting Cringe) has reversed its ruling concerning breakfast news presenter Naga Munchetty. The crisis began when Naga stated on air ...

  • Elizabeth Vagina – 4th Juniper 2019

    In an unusual breach of protocol at the State Banquet, President Trump has grabbed the Queen by the p*ssy (or, as it's known in royal circles, grabbed her ...

  • The Lady and the Trump – 3rd Juniper 2019

    Everything about politics at present is too weird for comedy, and with President Tramp’s State Visit, it’s just got weirder. So, I shall restrict ...

  • Euro-peeing Elections – 3rd Mayonnaise 2019

    Quite contrary to expectations, and despite the guiding hand of strong and stable master tactician, Terroresa May, Brexit has been delayed. This means ...

  • Hot Air – 4th Fabruary 2019

    Hot Air

    MPs have voted to support an amendment preventing snow in the UK. The legally-binding legislation, tabled by ...

  • Brexit Broadcasting Corporation – 30th Novella 2018

    As you know, our country faces one of its biggest ever decisions. I don’t mean the decision about Brexit itself: that’s a straightforward choice ...

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