What the Press say:

Sickly child worker Aaron Kilkenny-Sletcher was born into a cruel world. Shunted from one unhappy home to the next, he longed for the days when he would grow up and become a powerful business trader. Discovered by Mr Paul Foot in a Mumbai dustbin whilst hiding from a particularly vicious prostitute, he was taken by Mr Foot back to Amersham, England to be his worker. As time went by, and Aaron began to grow up, Mr Paul Foot began to worry that he might one day realise his great potential and leave his service, so he solicited the services of a sorceress from Poole to trap Aaron within his tormented childhood. Decades later, Aaron is still in the service of Mr Paul Foot, who appreciates him no more now than the day he stole him.

Connoisseur Art

  Thank you connoisseur Laura for sending in this lovely pencil portrait of me eating some cake, taking inspiration of course from my now ancient routine about moist cake. I would say perhaps the tie is a bit dull for … Continue reading

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Episodes of Midsomer Murders That Were Axed

This is my second ever blog post on the PAUL FOOT WEB LOG, also known as my P-Flog. No time to muck about. I want to get straight into it! My second ever blog post is all about my favourite … Continue reading

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The Paul Foot Web Log!

Greetings! Wow! An important day here in The Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, the birth of my PAUL FOOT WEB LOG!! And this here, my first ever web log post!! More popular than web log is its truncated form – … Continue reading

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