If I jump off the wardrobe it doesn’t kill me. I just land on the floor. Spiders come and look at me, and I get dust in my hair, and then somebody picks me up and puts me back. There’s no escape. | Paul Foot

If I jump off the wardrobe it doesn’t kill me. I just land on the floor. Spiders come and look at me, and I get dust in my hair, and then somebody picks me up and puts me back. There’s no escape.