Saturnday 11th Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, and his worker, A. K-Sletcher, travelled via the method of diesel train to Stafford to perform the Hovercraft Symphony. After t’show they had a Bloody Mary or two in … Continue reading

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Flyday 10th Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, and his worker boarded a strange and tiny train that trundled along to Newport Gwent station in South Whales and then they got a different train to Bristol, … Continue reading

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Thirsty 9th Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, and his worker, A. K-Sletcher, travelled on t’Virgin trains to Chester and drank some Beefeater gin et cetera and then got the Arriva Trains Wails train to Wrexham to … Continue reading

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Wrensday 8th Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, went to Shoreditch House to perform an interview with Har Mar Superstar, a top quality American gentleman. It was much fun and they had wines and dinner.

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Tunesday 7th Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, attended luncheon with Patron Saint of the Guild, Nanna Foot. Then he went t’dentists for teeth cleaning and checking and then did a telephone interview for the Swindon … Continue reading

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Moonday 6th Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, travelled into London to do some radio interviews for BBC Radio Stafford and BBC Scotland and then went straight homo to bed.

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Sundae 5th Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, returned on the diesel train from Nottingham to London and then went homo.

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Saturnday 4th Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, boarded a FlyBritishEuropean Airlines craft at Belfast City aerodrome that flew to Birmingham aerodome. Then he took the diesel train to Nottingham to perform some humour and then slept … Continue reading

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Flyday 3rd Octopus

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, took the diesel train to Heathrow aerodrome, where he boarded a British Airwaves craft bound for Belfast City. There, he performed the first show of the UK Tour … Continue reading

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