-
Recent Posts
Recent Comments
Archives
- December 2022
- July 2022
- April 2022
- December 2021
- September 2020
- February 2020
- July 2019
- February 2018
- June 2017
- September 2016
- July 2016
- May 2016
- March 2016
- February 2016
- January 2016
- November 2015
- October 2015
- September 2015
- August 2015
- July 2015
- May 2015
- February 2015
- January 2015
- December 2014
- November 2014
- October 2014
- September 2014
- August 2014
- July 2014
- June 2014
- May 2014
- April 2014
- March 2014
- February 2014
- January 2014
- December 2013
- October 2013
- September 2013
- August 2013
- July 2013
- June 2013
- May 2013
- April 2013
- March 2013
- February 2013
- January 2013
- December 2012
- November 2012
- October 2012
- September 2012
- August 2012
- July 2012
- June 2012
- May 2012
- April 2012
- March 2012
- February 2012
- January 2012
Categories
Meta
Flyday 17th Octopus
Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs and his worker, A, K-Sletcher, travelled by diesel train to Glasgow to perform the Hovercraft Symphony.
Posted in Guild Circular
Leave a comment
Thirsty 16th Octopus
Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, took the train up the beautiful Scottish east coast to Aberdeen. He could see all the beautiful waters of the North Sea and the lovely fields and whatnot. … Continue reading
Posted in Guild Circular
Leave a comment
Wrensday 15th Octopus
Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, took the train to Edinburgh and went to the ‘otel and recorded a podcaste with Malcolm Head and performed the Hovercraft Symphony.
Posted in Guild Circular
Leave a comment
Tunesday 14th Octopus
Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, and his worker met at Kings Cross Railway station and took the East Coast diesel train to Durham City. The show was cancelled due to the council workers … Continue reading
Posted in Guild Circular
Leave a comment
Going Viral – 14th Octopus 2014
In other news, routine screening starts today at ports and airports for passengers entering the UK who may be suffering from UKIP. The government have brought in these emergency measures, fearing an epidemic of UKIP, following recent high-profile infections, such … Continue reading
Posted in Tropical Articles
Leave a comment
3 Humane Ways to Combat the Spider Invasion – 29th Septet 2014
As ye may have noticed, there has been an awful lot of news coverage recently about the “spider invasion” that we are apparently experiencing in the U.K. I don’t know because I’m in Australala currently, and despite having an arachnid … Continue reading
Posted in Tropical Articles
Leave a comment
Centre Parkz Hell – 29th Apricot 2014
Popular holiday hell hole, Center Parcs, has been scolded by The Advertising Standards Selectee, ASS, following a television commercial that instructs parents to take their kids out of school during term time and enjoy a family holiday in Center Parcs. … Continue reading
Posted in Tropical Articles
Leave a comment
Would I Glide To You – 11th Apricot 2014
For over a month now, the hunt has been on for the missing headline: “Flight MH370 Found.” The headline, which was expected to be found shortly after MH370 went missing, has vanished without trace – the longest time that such … Continue reading
Posted in Tropical Articles
Leave a comment
Moonday 13th Octopus
Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, travelled homo on the diesel train from Exeter and unpacked and washed clothes and then packed again for the next bit of tour.
Posted in Guild Circular
Leave a comment
Sundae 12th Octopus
Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, and his worker, A. K-Sletcher, ate a top quality breakfast in the Swan ‘otel and then walked through a little park where there were strange tropical birds to … Continue reading
Posted in Guild Circular
Leave a comment