Paul Foot

His Comedic Majesty, Mr. Paul Foot, performed Still Life for the Connoisseurs of Melbourne, Australala. Following the show, he spoke to his worker on the telephone, blasting him mercilessly. It’s my fault really, I should never have suggested the Gatwick … Continue reading →

His Comedic Majesty, Mr. Paul Foot, continued to work on his new show, which is set in the future, present and past, but not in that order, or even in any real sense at all. Who knows? I don’t know … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, planted a devious rumour in the office of his workforce that they were all concealing shortbread from one another. The long and the shortbread of it all was … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, experienced a day off from performing his show. Due to this, he travelled to the tram restaurant, where he frequently eats and sits, for a 5-course banquet. For … Continue reading →

His Comedic Majesty, Mr. Paul Foot, continued to write his new show, which is taking shape nicely. The show, entitled Kenny Larch is Dead, will first be seen in the Secret Previews, for Guild members only, and thereafter at the … Continue reading →

His Comedic Majesty, Mr. Paul Foot, performed his show, Still Life. 18:02  16/04/12

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, sent a message back to his worker in England, criticising him heavily. He then performed his humour show for the people of Melbourne. 18:00  16/04/12

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, began a search for a woman. He needs a woman in order to take advantage of her high and feminine voice for professional purposes. By this, of course, … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, worked hard upon the humour show he is creating in his brain, and then performed the humour show he created in his brain last year. An exciting and … Continue reading →

His Comedic Majesty performed laundry, before eating a pizza – a food medium he does not usually consume, due to him not finding the format particularly interesting. It is just food on an edible plate, which, come to think of … Continue reading →