Paul Foot

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, attended luncheon with two of his showbusiness associates. His worker, A. K-Sletcher, was also in attendance for scapegoat purposes. Mr. Foot ordered a starter of whitebait, and immediately … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, travelled to Weybridge, Slurrey, to record a top secret musical project. 17:56  09/02/12

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, remained in Bognor Regis. When he and Nanna Foot became hungry, Life President Paul called his beleagured and tragic worker, A. K-Sletcher, on the telephone. A. K-Sletcher located … Continue reading →

Mr. Paul Foot travelled to Bognor Regis to visit Nanna Foot, Patron Saint of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs. 12:37  08/02/12

No official business occurred on this day. 18:04  06/02/12

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild, travelled by airship back to London, where he performed at The Union Chapel, near Highbury & Islington train station. 17:59  06/02/12

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, performed a show in Nelson, Lancashire. 17:49  06/02/12

Mr. Paul Foot, Life President of the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs, flew in an airship to Manchester, Lancs. to perform some humour in Ramsbottom (which sounds ridiculous) and Bury (pronounced “Berry”). Having been granted a seat in the first … Continue reading →

His Comedic Majesty, Mr. Paul Foot, travelled to Nottingham, a town famous for being the setting (and, arguably, protagonist) in an eponymous, and massively successful romantic comedy starring Huw Edwards and Julie Etchingham. In the picture, Ms. Etchingham finds shelter … Continue reading →