What the Press say:

Every time Paul writes a Tropical Article to inform his Connoisseurs of the Tropical issues of the day, his embattled and beleaguered worker, Master Sletcher, obsessively collects them in old Vimto bottles and hoards them in a nook aboard his tragic barge. He is often seen adrift off the shore of Gosport curating his ridiculous library and battling seagulls with a harpoon.

  • Brexit Broadcasting Corporation – 30th Novella 2018

    As you know, our country faces one of its biggest ever decisions. I don’t mean the decision about Brexit itself: that’s a straightforward choice ...

  • Hate crime? Why not do a hate crime? – 24th Octopus 2018

    Hate crime? Why not do a hate crime?

    Forget bank robberies and muggings, the smart criminal of today is turning toward an ...

  • Divided and Ruling – 5th Septet 2018

    Conservative, Labour - which party is more divided and totally ineffectual? Here is a profile of the state of play of the two main parties and their ...

  • Tie Land – 10th Julie 2018

    The world has reacted with jubilation to the rescue of trapped members of the Cabinet. The politicians became trapped in a dangerous cave, known as 10 ...

  • No News Is Good News – 5th Juniper 2018

    The BBC have abolished all journalism and the reporting of news. Instead, they have replaced traditional news stories about important events with ...

  • Sell-by Dates & Privacy – 24th Mayonnaise 2018

    This week I have decided to put sell-by dates in the spotlight. Here is a list of things that are now past their sell-by date: 1. Sell-by dates Or to ...

  • Rebel Without a Clause – 16th Decadence 2017

    In an unpresidented move, 11 backstabbing Tory MPs have rebelled against Crime Minister Terrorisa May. The Rebel Alliance, led by General Dominic ...

  • Woe Men – 3rd Novella 2017

    The Cabinet minister Andrea Leadsom has announced she is stepping down from being a woman with immediate effect. The former Tory leadership affront-runner ...

  • Fight or Flight – 26th Apricot 2017

    An airline has apologised to some passengers after it actually flew them somewhere. The customers had already boarded the aircraft and taken their seats ...

  • Breakfast: The Latest – 20th Octopus 2016

    Theresa Mayonnaise has reiterated her call that, "Breakfast means breakfast and we are going to make a success of it." She says we can remain in the ...

Join the Guild