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Brexit Broadcasting Corporation – 30th Novella 2018
As you know, our country faces one of its biggest ever decisions. I don’t mean the decision about Brexit itself: that’s a straightforward choice ...
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Hate crime? Why not do a hate crime? – 24th Octopus 2018
Hate crime? Why not do a hate crime?
Forget bank robberies and muggings, the smart criminal of today is turning toward an ...Divided and Ruling – 5th Septet 2018
Conservative, Labour - which party is more divided and totally ineffectual? Here is a profile of the state of play of the two main parties and their ...
Tie Land – 10th Julie 2018
The world has reacted with jubilation to the rescue of trapped members of the Cabinet. The politicians became trapped in a dangerous cave, known as 10 ...
No News Is Good News – 5th Juniper 2018
The BBC have abolished all journalism and the reporting of news. Instead, they have replaced traditional news stories about important events with ...
Sell-by Dates & Privacy – 24th Mayonnaise 2018
This week I have decided to put sell-by dates in the spotlight. Here is a list of things that are now past their sell-by date: 1. Sell-by dates Or to ...
Rebel Without a Clause – 16th Decadence 2017
In an unpresidented move, 11 backstabbing Tory MPs have rebelled against Crime Minister Terrorisa May. The Rebel Alliance, led by General Dominic ...
Woe Men – 3rd Novella 2017
The Cabinet minister Andrea Leadsom has announced she is stepping down from being a woman with immediate effect. The former Tory leadership affront-runner ...
Fight or Flight – 26th Apricot 2017
An airline has apologised to some passengers after it actually flew them somewhere. The customers had already boarded the aircraft and taken their seats ...
Breakfast: The Latest – 20th Octopus 2016
Theresa Mayonnaise has reiterated her call that, "Breakfast means breakfast and we are going to make a success of it." She says we can remain in the ...