What the Press say:

Every time Paul writes a Tropical Article to inform his Connoisseurs of the Tropical issues of the day, his embattled and beleaguered worker, Master Kilkenny-Sletcher, obsessively collects them in old Vimto bottles and hoards them in a nook aboard his tragic barge. He is often seen adrift off the shore of Gosport curating his ridiculous library and battling seagulls with a harpoon.

  • King William the Fiftieth – 7th Apricot 2016

    As we approach the Queen's 90th birthday in a few weeks, let us spare a thought for another royal, largely forgotten these ...

  • Brexit: Confused Dot Con – 18th Marsh 2016

    It has been revealed that 97% of migrants attempting to get into the EU are desperate asylum seekers fleeing war and persecution / economic ...

  • 5 Things I Love About Donald Trump – 2nd Fabruary 2016

    A man called Donald Trump has been in the news a lot lately. He’s well heeled and well trending! All of a sudden everyone has an opinion ...

  • Inter-not – 8th Decadence 2015

    The Internet is to be disbanded at the end of this month. The surprise UN (new year's) resolution was passed after it was ...

  • Lady in (the) Red – 24th Novella 2015

    Top businesslady, Carolyn Fairbairn, Chairmum of the CBI (Confusion of Business Idiots), has said business dinners are not female friendly, as "women" ...

  • To Russia With Love – 6th Novella 2015

    In a surprise announcement from the Kremlin, Vladimir Putin is set to marry Sir Elton John. Elton, 69, is due to fly to Moscow as soon as ...

  • The Paul Foot Guide to the Labour Leadership Election – 4th Septet 2015

    As I'm sure ye have heard, the Labour Party are having a Leadership election to determine who will be their next leader. It makes quite a lot of sense ...

  • Heath Row (ie. argument) – 7th Julie 2015

    In the news this week there has been much discussion about expanding Heathrow Airport. While one has much sympathy for nearby villagers whose cottages ...

  • Greek Tragedy – 22nd Juniper 2015

    With Greece teetering on the verge of economic collapse this week, I look at the three potential outcomes and how they will affect those closest to ...

  • Barbie Queue – 19th Juniper 2015

    Now that barbecue season is upon us we can relax. No need to plan anything on a Saturday or Sunday now until at least September, safe in the knowledge that ...

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