What the Press say:

Every time Paul writes a Tropical Article to inform his Connoisseurs of the Tropical issues of the day, his embattled and beleaguered worker, Master Kilkenny-Sletcher, obsessively collects them in old Vimto bottles and hoards them in a nook aboard his tragic barge. He is often seen adrift off the shore of Gosport curating his ridiculous library and battling seagulls with a harpoon.

  • Fight or Flight – 26th Apricot 2017

    An airline has apologised to some passengers after it actually flew them somewhere. The customers had already boarded the aircraft and taken their seats ...

  • Breakfast: The Latest – 20th Octopus 2016

    Theresa Mayonnaise has reiterated her call that, "Breakfast means breakfast and we are going to make a success of it." She says we can remain in the ...

  • Left Whinge – 14th Septet 2016

    It has been announced that Jeremy Corbyn's constituency is to disappear, following boundary changes that may finally succeed in getting rid of him where ...

  • No Nursery Rhyme Or Reason – 1st Septet 2016

    During a visit to Mexico, Humpty Trumpty has defended his controversial decision to build a wall along its border with the USA. The hilarious-looking ...

  • Labour Parting – 8th Julie 2016

    Let's focus on the leadership contest that no-one's talking about: the battle to lead the slow motion failed coup against ...

  • The Wettest June on Record – 20th Juniper 2016

    They say this month could be the UK's wettest June on record. With this in mind, may I interest you in my latest ...

  • Queen’s Screech – 20th Mayonnaise 2016

    A weird old woman has gone on a rant in the Houses of Parliament. The 90-year-old pensioner arrived at Westminster yesterday by coach (Imperial State ...

  • Anti-Semantics – 3rd Mayonnaise 2016

    Several Labour Party members have been suspended after it was revealed that they had made anti-Tory comments. One even ...

  • King William the Fiftieth – 7th Apricot 2016

    As we approach the Queen's 90th birthday in a few weeks, let us spare a thought for another royal, largely forgotten these ...

  • Brexit: Confused Dot Con – 18th Marsh 2016

    It has been revealed that 97% of migrants attempting to get into the EU are desperate asylum seekers fleeing war and persecution / economic ...

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