What the Press say:

Half skeleton, half Mr. Johnston, Percy Rees Johnson used to be a brilliant graveyard jockey before he changed. He realised something about the world that nobody else knew. And so his flesh was stripped of him, and he spent the rest of his days scouring scrap heaps in search of old friends.

The dilemma with a soap servant is that if he works in the wet, he’ll soon resign due to death; and if you dry the bathroom before he clocks on you’ll unwittingly clean it in the process, making him redundant.

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