What the Press say:

Half skeleton, half Mr. Johnston, Percy Rees Johnson used to be a brilliant graveyard jockey before he changed. He realised something about the world that nobody else knew. And so his flesh was stripped of him, and he spent the rest of his days scouring scrap heaps in search of old friends.

Five women on a plane took their skirts off and cellotaped them together into a parachute. They then clung to each other and jumped out of the plane. Everyone else was sucked out into the air and perished like dish washer tablets.

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